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{November 6 2013}

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JE: Blimey, nepeta, you sure are one agile jungle explorer!

JE: Would you consider perhaps not leaping quite so far between branches? It’s a tumultuous adventure just trying to keep up with you, and avoiding the insidious prickler bushes is nigh impossible!

NL: >:33 < no way, purrrincey-boy! You gotta k33p up that’s like nine tenths of the fun :33

NL: besides we’ll never reach the treasure in time if we keep stopping for catnaps

NL: it’s not my fault you humans aren’t as tough as trolls :pp

JE: Well i suppose i shall have to take that as a challenge then! May the best man— person— err, individual, win!

NL: :33 < prepare to eat my dust, mister english!!

{August 24 2013}

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{August 23 2013}

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THEYRE GOSSIPING ABOUT WHO 2 SHIP THE CUTE MAIL LADY WITH 

jade bought him that outrageous sweater and he wears it because he is a good moirail lmfao

{August 22 2013}

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SOLLUX: ju2t move over you fucking a22hole iit wiill take me two 2econd2 to boo2t your pathetiic 2ecuriity 2y2tem —

KARKAT: ABSOLUTELY NOT.

KARKAT: LAST TIME I LET YOU ANYWHERE NEAR THIS MACHINE, I DIDN’T SEE IT AGAIN FOR A WHOLE FUCKING PERIGEE.

KARKAT: DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY ASSIGNMENTS I HAD TO WRITE OUT BY HAND? I HAD BLISTERS THE SIZE OF OUR ENTIRE LAWNRING IF IT MERGED AND HAD UGLY WRIGGLER LAWNRING OFFSPRING WITH THE SIX NEAREST LAWNRINGS.

KARKAT: THAT IS TOO MANY FUCKING LAWNRINGS.

KARKAT: YOU REMEMBER THIS, I COMPLAINED TO YOU THE ENTIRE FUCKING TIME UNTIL YOU EVENTUALLY BLOCKED ME. I’M STILL MAN ABOUT THAT, DIPSHIT.

SOLLUX: iim 2orry iit needed that tuneup

SOLLUX: there wa2 ju2t no excu2e for haviing all that u2ele22 2oftware on your device, ii had two—

KARKAT: I SAID NO, ASSFACE, SO DEAL WITH IT.

KARKAT: I HAVE EXTENSIVE PLANS FOR THIS EVENING AND PERSONAL HUSKTOPS DO NOT FACTOR INTO THEM AT ALL, ALTHOUGH I HAVE PLENTY OF OTHER ELECTRONIC POSSESSIONS THAT MIGHT PLAY A STARRING ROLE.

KARKAT: SO SIT THE FUCK DOWN.

SOLLUX: ….oh

SOLLUX: well

SOLLUX: when you put iit that way

SOLLUX: electronic device2 you 2ay? what… kind of device2?

KARKAT: HANDS OFF MY HUSKTOP AND YOU’LL GET TO SEE FOR YOURSELF THE FUN WAY, ASSHOLE. <3<

SOLLUX: <3< !!!

{August 21 2013}

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HEY i think somehow our inbox got TOTALLY CLEANED???? It’s real bare tumblr mustve eaten them or something so

SEND US REQUESTS if yours hasnt been filled yet FEEL FREE TO RESEND IT!!!!!!!! just make sure 2 read the guidelines yo

{May 30 2013}

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ARADIA: Do you require some assistance, Professor English?

ARADIA: It seems you have fallen—

JAKE: Oh good golly please don’t

ARAIDA: —And cannot get up.

JAKE: Dangnabbit, woman, you are relentless!

JAKE: I never should’ve introduced you to dirk!!

JAKE: You two and your confounded mee-ma-watsits.

ARADIA: Nonsense. Our humor is profound — the stuff of legend, I assure you. We are nothing if not hilarious.

JAKE: Alright, alright, i give up, i’m waving a white flag, i surrender. I do… seem to be in a bit of a pickle, here, in case you hadn’t noticed.

ARAIDA: I had, actually!

JAKE: Right. and do you actually plan on, oh, i don’t know, helping a fellow out at any point??

ARADIA: All you had to do was ask, Jakey. <>

JAKE: Eurgh.

JAKE:… <>

ARADIA: :3

{May 2 2013}

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Math class more like LETS DO SOME ART REQUESTS
Dave at least act romantic he even put on a bow tie for ya

{April 26 2013}

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JOHN: now all i need is a pipe!

ROSE: I think you’re a tad young to be smoking, John.

JOHN: you’ve got alcohol, why can’t i smoke??

ROSE: John.

JOHN: rose!

ROSE: This is ginger ale, John. You do realize I’m thirteen years old, correct?

JOHN: ….yeah, i knew that!!! >:B

{April 19 2013}

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just a reminder that this is a rule 

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thank u and have an e%ceptional day

{April 19 2013}

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J: back straight, brace the end against your shoulder, both eyes open. are your eyes open, strider?

D: fucking yes my eyes are open i heard you the first six hundred times

D: when do i get to put some bullets in this bitch i wanna shoot something already

J: when you agree to wear the safety gear, miss coolshorts! and that includes safety goggles.

D: fuck you and the overprotective horse you rode in on harley

D: sis and i spar with swords all the time and we dont wear no safety junk 

D: safety gear is for sissies

J: if by ‘sissies’ you mean people who don’t want to accidentally blind themselves or get burns and scars they’ll have for the rest of their life, sure!

D: scars are badass what you got against some scars

J: i’m still not giving you any ammunition. :B

D: damn

D: stingy asshole